搞笑英語(yǔ)小笑話三則
1.Two Birds
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
兩只鳥(niǎo)
老師：這兒有兩只鳥(niǎo)，一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?
學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老師：請(qǐng)說(shuō)說(shuō)看。
學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的.就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
2. A great man
Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far no body has lived to over 400 years.
一名偉人
老師：如果莎士比亞還活著，他會(huì)是一名偉人嗎?
學(xué)生：當(dāng)然。因?yàn)榈侥壳盀橹梗�沒(méi)有人活到400多歲。
3.Big hands
Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
Student: Big hands.
大手
老師：如果我左手上有7個(gè)桔子，右手上有8個(gè)桔子。那么我有什么?
學(xué)生：大手。
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