爆笑笑話雙語(yǔ)版
老外的爆笑英文麻將解讀 雙語(yǔ)
牌面解釋
餅(又名筒)：Bing
瑣(又名條)：Suo
萬(wàn)：Wan
The suit of 3 patterns. 三個(gè)一樣的牌算一套;
Number 1-9 in each pattern. 數(shù)字1到9，只要連續(xù)三個(gè)也可以湊成一套;
4 tiles of each number. 一個(gè)數(shù)字下有四張牌。
東：Dong (East)
南：Nan (South)
西：Xi (West)
北：Bei (North)
The suit of 4 winds, 4 of each wind. 四張方位牌可湊成一套，每個(gè)方位四張牌。
中：Zhong (red center)
發(fā)：Fa Cai (getting rich) → 小編我噴了……
白板：Bai Ban (white board)
The suit of Zhong fa bai, 4 of each. 中發(fā)白三張牌可為一套，每種四張牌。
Total: 136 tile. 總共136張牌。
游戲規(guī)則
1. Getting ready: 4 players with 34 unknown teles before each side.1. 開(kāi)始：四人圍坐，每人面前有34張扣起來(lái)的牌。2. Each player takes in 13 tiles by turn.2. 每人輪流摸進(jìn)13張牌。3. Keep taking in new tiles and discarding useless tiles one by one in turn.3. 輪流摸進(jìn)新的牌、打出不要的牌。4. Organize the right settlement to win. (4 X 3 tile suits + 1 pair = 14 tiles)4. 把牌組織成正確的組合就贏了(4套3張的牌加上一對(duì)，即14張牌)。
清楚!的確夠清楚!八過(guò)如果以為國(guó)粹的奧妙僅止于此乃們就錯(cuò)了!所謂贏牌的規(guī)則還有聽(tīng)起來(lái)就頭痛的清一色、龍七對(duì)等等等等有木有!?每個(gè)地區(qū)都有自己獨(dú)特的'麻將規(guī)則有木有!?有的地方根本就木有東南西北中發(fā)白有木有!?哼哼哼……千萬(wàn)表小看中國(guó)人~~
雙語(yǔ)爆笑 男孩想吃餅干
A boy had eaten a lot of cookies, but he wanted more.
一個(gè)男孩吃了很多餅干，但還想吃。
His father said to him, "Don't eat any more, or your stomach will explode."
他的父親對(duì)他說(shuō)：“不要再吃了，不然你的肚子就會(huì)爆炸。”
The boy said, "Never mind. When I'm eating once again, you can stand aside."
男孩說(shuō)：“不要緊。我再吃時(shí)，你可以躲開(kāi)。”
雙語(yǔ)爆笑 在去幼兒園的路上
On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it.
在去幼兒園的路上，一個(gè)醫(yī)生把聽(tīng)診器留在了車(chē)座上。她的小女兒拿起聽(tīng)診器玩了起來(lái)。
"My daughter wants to follow inm my footsteps!" thought the doctor.“女兒想接我的班!”
醫(yī)生想道。Then the child spoke into the instrument, "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"
接著，小女孩對(duì)著聽(tīng)診器說(shuō)道：“歡迎光臨麥當(dāng)勞。您要點(diǎn)什么?”
雙語(yǔ)爆笑 米奇拒絕吃藥
Mickey refused to take the medicine, so his mother swashed him and said, "Hurry to take it down, or I'll call the police."
米奇拒絕吃藥，于是他的媽媽嚇唬他說(shuō)：“趕快吃下去，不然我就去叫警察。”
"Does the police like to take the medicine, mama?" Mickey asked curiously.
“媽媽?zhuān)煜矚g吃藥嗎?”米奇好奇地問(wèn)道。
雙語(yǔ)爆笑：不喜歡新出生的小妹妹
1. Nurse: "Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnny?"
保姆：“約翰尼，你不喜歡新出生的小妹妹嗎?”
Johnny: "She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had just got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him"
約翰尼：“她還可以，但他要是一個(gè)男孩就好了。威利史密斯剛有一個(gè)新出生的小妹妹，現(xiàn)在他會(huì)認(rèn)為我是想跟他學(xué)一樣。”
雙語(yǔ)爆笑 童言童趣樂(lè)翻天：大蘋(píng)果一定沒(méi)有睡
It was so late. Frank lay in bed and demanded his mother to peel the apple for him.
天很晚了。弗蘭克躺在床上，要媽媽給他削蘋(píng)果吃。
"It's so late, sonny, that apples have already gone to bed."
“孩子，太晚了，蘋(píng)果已經(jīng)睡覺(jué)了。”
"No, they won't, mama. The small apples may have gone to bed, but the big ones mustn't."
“不，不會(huì)的，媽媽。小蘋(píng)果可能睡了，但大蘋(píng)果一定沒(méi)有睡。”
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