簡單英語笑話 爆笑

簡單英語笑話 爆笑

　　簡單英語笑話 爆笑：Diplomaticway

　　A man enters a restaurant, takes a seat, and, instead of using the napkin, takes the table cloth from the table and tucks it around his neck.

　　The head waiter sees it and tells the waiter to go and tell him, in a diplomatic way, that what he did was incorrect.

　　The waiter goes to the man and says, "Good day to you Sir.. Would you like a shave or a haircut?".

　　簡單英語笑話 爆笑：Adeletedfile

　　Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?".

　　簡單英語笑話 爆笑：Lifeflashingbeforemyeyes

　　Pete: "The last time I was out hunting, I stepped off a high cliff, and would you believe it, while I was falling every fool deed I’d ever done came into my mind."

　　Bob: "Must have been a pretty high mountain you fell from."

　　Bob: "Must have been a pretty high mountain you fell from."

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