英語(yǔ)幽默笑話

英語(yǔ)幽默笑話

　　英語(yǔ)幽默笑話一：

　　Three ReasonsTeacher: Stone, give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round. Stone: Ma says so, Pa says so, and you say so!

　　英語(yǔ)幽默笑話二：

　　How Did You Ever Get HereOne winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two." The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?" "I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home."

　　英語(yǔ)幽默笑話三：

　　CreativeApplying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got the job. I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I passed.

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