英語(yǔ)笑話

英語(yǔ)笑話50字

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　　Which woman One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield." My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here " 哪一位女人 一天晚上我開(kāi)著丈夫的車去購(gòu)物，回來(lái)后發(fā)現(xiàn)車身沾滿灰塵，于是擦洗了一陣。當(dāng)我終于走進(jìn)屋里時(shí)大聲喊：“世界上最愛(ài)你的女人剛擦洗了你的車燈和擋風(fēng)玻璃。” 我丈夫抬頭看了看，說(shuō)：“媽媽來(lái)了 ”

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　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us.

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　老師： 這兒有兩只鳥(niǎo)，一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎 學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。老師：請(qǐng)說(shuō)說(shuō)看。學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

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　　Who Is the Laziest 誰(shuí)最懶

　　Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class Tom: I don't know, father.

　　Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work Tom: Our teacher, father.

　　父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過(guò)，現(xiàn)在我想問(wèn)你個(gè)問(wèn)題。你們班上誰(shuí)最懶 湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。父親：啊，不對(duì)，你知道!想想看，當(dāng)別的孩子們都在做作業(yè)、寫(xiě)字時(shí)，誰(shuí)在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課 湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。

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　　⑤ Where Am I 我在哪兒

　　An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am " "Yes, " the farmer looked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir."

　　一個(gè)英國(guó)人在鄉(xiāng)下開(kāi)車時(shí)迷了路，他看見(jiàn)一個(gè)農(nóng)民正在附近的地里干活。于是他就把車開(kāi)過(guò)去問(wèn)那位農(nóng)民：“勞駕，您能告訴我我現(xiàn)在這是在哪兒?jiǎn)?” “可以。”農(nóng)夫奇怪地看了看他，然后說(shuō)道：“你現(xiàn)在在你的車子里，先生。”

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　　How do I get the gum out我怎么把口香糖取出來(lái)

　　Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "I'm meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears "

　　當(dāng)空中小姐給乘客們發(fā)口香糖的時(shí)候，她解釋說(shuō)口香糖有助于他們防止耳鳴。飛機(jī)著陸后，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前，說(shuō)道：“ 我馬上就要見(jiàn)到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖從耳朵里面取出來(lái)呢 ”

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