雙語(yǔ)帶翻譯英語(yǔ)笑話

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雙語(yǔ)帶翻譯英語(yǔ)笑話

　　從笑話中學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ)，輕松自在，讓你充滿自信、左右逢源。今天我們就一起來(lái)看看雙語(yǔ)帶翻譯英語(yǔ)笑話吧!

雙語(yǔ)帶翻譯英語(yǔ)笑話

　　雙語(yǔ)帶翻譯英語(yǔ)笑話(一)

　　Only one piece of meat 只有一塊肉

　　Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.

　　Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.

　　顧客：服務(wù)員，我盤子里怎么只有一塊肉?

　　服務(wù)員：先生，請(qǐng)稍候，我去把它切成兩塊。

　　雙語(yǔ)帶翻譯英語(yǔ)笑話(二)

　　The Perfect Son 完美的兒子

　　A: I have the perfect son.

　　B: Does he smoke?

　　A: No, he doesn't.

　　B: Does he drink whiskey?

　　A: No, he doesn't.

　　B: Does he ever come home late?

　　A: No, he doesn't.

　　B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

　　A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

　　A：我有一個(gè)很完美的兒子。

　　B：他抽煙嗎?

　　A：不抽。

　　B：他喝威士忌酒嗎?

　　A：不喝。

　　B：他會(huì)不會(huì)很晚回家?

　　A：不會(huì)。

　　B：我想你確實(shí)有一個(gè)完美兒子。那他多大了?

　　A：下個(gè)星期三就滿6個(gè)月了。

　　雙語(yǔ)帶翻譯英語(yǔ)笑話(三)

　　Is that clock right? 這鐘準(zhǔn)確嗎?

　　Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, What's the time, please?

　　After a few months, Dan said to himself, I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more. I'm going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here. Then he did so.

　　Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time, he thought happily. But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked Dan, Is that clock right?

　　丹在一個(gè)大城市的某個(gè)俱樂(lè)部當(dāng)守門人。每天都有數(shù)千人經(jīng)過(guò)他的.門口，而且許多人都會(huì)停下來(lái)問(wèn)他:請(qǐng)問(wèn)現(xiàn)在幾點(diǎn)?

　　幾個(gè)月后，丹想：我不想再回答這些蠢人提出的問(wèn)題了，我要去買一只大鐘，把它掛在這兒的墻上。于是他買了一只鐘，把它掛在了墻上。

　　現(xiàn)在人們總不會(huì)再停下來(lái)問(wèn)我時(shí)間了。他高興地想�？墒谴蚰且院�，每天仍有許多人停下來(lái)，看看鐘，然后問(wèn)丹：這鐘準(zhǔn)嗎?

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