簡短的爆笑英語笑話

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簡短的爆笑英語笑話

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簡短的爆笑英語笑話

　　簡短的爆笑英語笑話(一)

　　He is really somebody

　　-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

　　-- He is really somebody. What does he do?

　　-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

　　他真是一個(gè)大人物

　　-- 我叔叔下面有1000個(gè)人。

　　-- 他真是一個(gè)大人物。干什么的'?

　　-- 墓地守墓人。

　　簡短的爆笑英語笑話(二)

　　Did You Know Him 你認(rèn)識他嗎

　　At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater(母校，校歌) . One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.

　　I sure was! answered the host. He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?

　　Sort of, replied the guest. My mother married him last Saturday.

　　在朋友家的一次宴會(huì)上，主人提起一位高中時(shí)的校友。一位客人問他讀書期間，某位副校長是否也在職。

　　當(dāng)然了，主人答道。他是我見過的最大的混蛋。你也認(rèn)識他嗎?

　　有點(diǎn)認(rèn)識，客人回答。我媽媽上周六嫁給了他。

　　簡短的爆笑英語笑話(三)

　　We Left Nothing 　　Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She 　　locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman 　　on the door: "NOBODY HOME. DON’T LEAVE ANYTHING." 　　When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message added: 　　"THANKS! WE HAVEN’T LEFT ANYTHING!"

　　布朗太太要外出一天。她鎖好了房門，在門上給送牛奶的人釘了一張便條：“家里沒人，請不要留下任何東西!” 她當(dāng)天晚上回家后發(fā)現(xiàn)房間門被撞開，房子被洗劫一空。在她留給送奶人的便條上，她發(fā)現(xiàn)被補(bǔ)充了一句：“謝謝!我們什么也沒留下!”

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