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四年級英語笑話搞笑
愛笑的人，運氣總不會太差，因為笑可以讓人充滿正能量，更能讓自己面對挫折，勇往直前，以下笑話希望能讓你爆笑每一天。
四年級英語笑話搞笑(一)
An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. Shetold her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, shewanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales.
布魯克林的一位年邁的婦女決定準備自己的遺囑，提出最后的要求。她告訴自己的猶太教士說她有兩個臨終前的.要求。第一，她要火化;第二，她要把骨灰撒到布魯明黛。
"Bloomingdales!" the rabbi exclaimed. "Why Bloomingdales?"
“布魯明黛!”教士叫道，“為什么在布魯明黛?”
"Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."
“那樣的話我女兒肯定一周會探望我兩次。”
四年級英語笑話搞笑(二)
An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. Shetold her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, shewanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales.
布魯克林的一位年邁的'婦女決定準備自己的遺囑，提出最后的要求。她告訴自己的猶太教士說她有兩個臨終前的要求。第一，她要火化;第二，她要把骨灰撒到布魯明黛。
"Bloomingdales!" the rabbi exclaimed. "Why Bloomingdales?"
“布魯明黛!”教士叫道，“為什么在布魯明黛?”
"Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."
“那樣的話我女兒肯定一周會探望我兩次。”
四年級英語笑話搞笑(三)
Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me withdiamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant."
"But you're not wearing any of those things."
"I know," said Mrs. Flinders." It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he'dremarry right away, and I want her to go nuts looking for the jewelry."
福林德斯夫人決定讓人給她畫肖像。她告訴那位肖像畫家說：“畫我帶著鉆石耳環、鉆石項鏈、祖母綠手鐲，還有紅寶石垂飾。”
“但你現在沒帶這其中的任何一樣飾品。”
“我知道。”福林德斯夫人說，“萬一我先我丈夫死去，我肯定他會立刻再婚。我要讓那個女人為尋找這些珠寶而發瘋。”
四年級英語笑話搞笑(四)
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.
有三個退休的老人，都患有重聽。三月里風和日麗的一天，他們在一起散步。
One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?"
其中一個人對另一個人說：“這天兒風有點兒大，是吧?”
"No," the second man replied, "It's Thursday."
“不是，”第二個人回答道，“今天是星期四。”
And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a coke."
第三個人插話進來說：“我也是，去買瓶可樂吧。”
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