簡短英語笑話

簡短英語笑話精選

　　When was Rome Built 羅馬于何時建成

　　Teacher:When was Rome built?

　　Tom:At night.

　　Teacher:Who told you that?

　　Tom:You said Tome was not built in a day.
 

　　The Plural Form of "Child"孩子的.復數

　　Teacher:What is the plural form of man.Tom?

　　Tom:Men.

　　Teacher:Good.And the plural form of child?

　　Tom:Twins.
 

　　You Married Mine 你娶了我的

　　Lirrle boy:Daddu,I want to get married.

　　Farher jokingly said:Oh!Who did you have in mind?

　　Little boy:Grandma.

　　Father:Wair a minute,you did not think I would let you marry my mother,did you?

　　Little boy:Why not?You married mine.
 

　　Big Hands 大手

　　Teacher:If I had seben oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the orher,what would I have?

　　Students:Big hands.
 

　　A Teacher 老師

　　Teacher:What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

　　Pupils:A teacher.

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