最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話故事
1.
A Useful Way
Father: Jack， why do you drink so much water?
Jack: I have just had an apple， Dad.
Father: What’s that got to do with it?
Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.
中文：
爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝這么多水呀?
杰克：我剛才吃了個(gè)蘋果，爸爸。
爸爸：可是這跟喝水有什么關(guān)系呢?
杰克：我忘了洗蘋果呀。
2.
efore the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in
dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hope I'll fail
the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.
在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親：“媽媽，我昨天晚上做了一個(gè)夢(mèng)，夢(mèng)見(jiàn)我通過(guò)了今天的`考試。”“不要相信夢(mèng)，親愛(ài)的。據(jù)說(shuō)夢(mèng)中的經(jīng)歷通常與現(xiàn)實(shí)相反。”媽媽答道。“那么，我真希望在今晚的夢(mèng)中，我的其他功課都不及格。”湯姆說(shuō)。
4.
Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.Little brother:
That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.
弟弟：我看見(jiàn)你親我姐姐了，如果你不給我五分錢，我就告訴我爸。姐姐的男朋友：不要那樣做。
給你五分錢。弟弟：我這個(gè)月已經(jīng)賺了一塊兩毛五了。
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