小學英語笑話
小學英語笑話：RevealingGiftTest
Revealing Gift Test Which gift would you like? To determine your personality, pick the gift you"d most like to receive.
小學英語笑話：DeadTurtle
"Mommy, my turtle is dead," the little boy, Myrddin, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand.
The mother kissed him on the head, then said," That’s all right. We’ll wrap him in tissue paper, put him in a little box, then have a nice burial ceremony in the back yard. After that, we’ll go out for an ice cream soda, and then get you a new pet.
I don’t want you...." Her voice trailed off as she noticed the turtle move. "Myrddin, your turtle is not dead after all."
"Oh," the disappointed boy, wanting ice cream and a new pet, said. "Can I kill it?".
I don’t want you...." Her voice trailed off as she noticed the turtle move. "Myrddin, your turtle is not dead after all."
"Oh," the disappointed boy, wanting ice cream and a new pet, said. "Can I kill it?".
小學英語笑話：Lostpurse
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping at the mall. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
The boy quickly replied, "That’s right, lady. The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward."
The boy quickly replied, "That’s right, lady. The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward."
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