中式英文笑話

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中式英文笑話

　　中式英文笑話一：

中式英文笑話

　　Who was the first manA teacher said to her class： “Who was the first man?” “George Washington，”a little boy shouted promptly. “How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently. “Because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”But at this point a larger boy held up his hand. “Well，” said the teacher to him，“who do you think was the first man?” “I don't know what his name was，”said the larger boy，“but I know it wasn't George Washington，ma’am，because the history book says George Washington married a widow，so，of course，there must have been a man ahead of him.”

　　中式英文笑話二：

　　The Nice Wedding GiftWe attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguisher. Apparently, the couple mass-produced their thank-you notes because we received a card saying: Thank you very much for the nice wedding gift. We look forward to using it soon.

　　中式英文笑話三：

　　The Advantage of NoiseWherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to buy the car, and I battled with my conscience over whether or not to tell him of the vehicle's problem. Finally I did the right thing. Expecting him to drop the deal, I was surprised by his reply. That's okay, he said. I'm buying this car for my daughter. If she complains about a vibration, I'll know she's driving too fast.

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