精彩幽默英語笑話大全
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精彩幽默英語笑話大全(一)
BUY BRICK
Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick. When he asked the salesclerk about the cost, the man replied. "The more you buy, the cheaper they are."
"'is that so?" said my father-in-law." Then just keep loading them on my truck until they're free.
買磚
我岳父打算買些磚來修整一下后院。他到磚廠拉磚，當問到磚價時，售貨員回答說：“買得越多，價格越低。”
“真的嗎?”我岳父說，“那么往我的'卡車上猛裝吧，一直裝到免費為止。”
精彩幽默英語笑話大全(二)
A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”
一個孩子好奇的問媽媽：“媽咪，為什么你的頭發有的變灰白了?”
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”
媽媽想利用這個機會好好教育教育她的孩子：“因為你啊，寶貝。每次你不聽話，我就會有一根頭發變灰白的。”
The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”
孩子天真的回答：“現在我知道為什么外祖母頭上只有灰白的頭發了。”
精彩幽默英語笑話大全(三)
Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by.
Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers?
妻子：親愛的!快看那些士兵，他們看經過的那位漂亮女郎都看得發呆了。
丈夫：士兵?什么士兵?
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