英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：A Present
A PresentKate: Mom, do you know what I"m going to give you for your birthday?
Mom: No, Honey, what?
Kate: A nice teapot.
Mom: But I"ve got a nice teapot.
Kate: No, you haven"t. I"ve just dropped it.
凱特的禮物
凱特：媽媽?zhuān)阒牢乙o你一件什么生日禮物嗎？
媽媽?zhuān)翰恢溃瑢氊�，是什么呀�?/p>
凱特：一把漂亮的茶壺。
媽媽?zhuān)嚎墒俏乙呀?jīng)有一把漂亮的茶壺了呀。
凱特：不，你沒(méi)有了。我剛剛把它給摔了。
作業(yè)：
The Doctor Knows Better
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.
His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."
"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I"m not dead. I"m still alive."
"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
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